WHY I'M DEPRESSED
Over five thousand years ago Moses said to the children of Israel , ‘Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land.’
Nearly 75 years ago (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, ‘Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land.’
Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . . . I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan ... I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......
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